Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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