I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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