Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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