Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she peed on how many people?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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