i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
tell me about the fingering
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