Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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