Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My balls are so social today.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Your cock deserves a montage
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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