puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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