You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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