Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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