Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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