her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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