Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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