need another drink. this is the easiest way
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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