Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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