Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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