i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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