Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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