I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
This is my gift to your gina
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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