I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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