That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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