It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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