What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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