No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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