In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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