Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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