Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my being single is dangerous.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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