idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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