Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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