I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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