I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
