I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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