I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
