I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm gonna fight the coyote
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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