Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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