This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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