I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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