Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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