just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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