Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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