dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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