I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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