Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
How naked do you want me to be?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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