i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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