Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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