btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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