But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
The best revenge is premature balding
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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