I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
