Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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