Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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