our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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