He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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