Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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