So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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