I wanna bring you to show and tell
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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