no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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